"Everything I own has duckweed on it." Premium Crewneck

Everything I own has duckweed on it. Buy one floating plant and it is on your arm, the net, the floor, the dog, and somehow the other tank. It never dies, and it never leaves. If you keep fish, you know. This is my premium crewneck version, a heavier garment-dyed fleece that feels broken-in from the first wear, for the keeper whose tubs are green from April to October.

Six little duckweed plants ring the words, singles, pairs, and three-leaf clusters the way they grow, in solid light green with the words in navy ink. I drew them from the real thing, which was not hard to find.

Printed direct to garment on the Comfort Colors 1566, a garment-dyed crewneck sweatshirt in medium-heavy 9.5 oz fleece, 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester. The garment dyeing gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a rich, washed color, and the relaxed fit drapes instead of clinging. Wash cold inside out and tumble dry low.

Sizes S through 3XL in White, Butter, Chalky Mint, Chambray, and Orchid, one price in every size. Pick a color and the photo follows along.