"Everything I own has duckweed on it." Tee

Everything I own has duckweed on it. Buy one floating plant and it is on your arm, the net, the floor, the dog, and somehow the other tank. It never dies, and it never leaves. If you keep fish, you know.

Six little duckweed plants ring the words, singles, pairs, and three-leaf clusters the way they grow, in solid light green with the words in navy ink. I drew them from the real thing, which was not hard to find.

Printed direct to garment on the Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight garment-dyed tee in 100% ring-spun cotton that is soft from the first wear. Wash cold inside out and tumble dry low, or hang dry, to keep the print crisp.

This is the one to wear to the fish store, so the person at the plant tank knows exactly who they are dealing with.

Sizes S through 4XL in White, Ivory, Butter, Chalky Mint, and Blossom, one price in every size. Pick a color and the photo follows along.