"Everything I own has duckweed on it." Sweatshirt

Everything I own has duckweed on it. Buy one floating plant and it is on your arm, the net, the floor, the dog, and somehow the other tank. It never dies, and it never leaves. If you keep fish, you know. A warm sweatshirt for winter water changes, when you find duckweed in the bucket you were sure you rinsed.

Six little duckweed plants ring the words, singles, pairs, and three-leaf clusters the way they grow, in solid light green with the words in navy ink. I drew them from the real thing, which was not hard to find.

Printed direct to garment on the Gildan Heavy Blend 18000, a medium-heavy 8 oz crewneck sweatshirt in 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a classic fit, a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband that hold their shape, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches. Wash cold inside out and tumble dry low.

Sizes S through 5XL in White, and S through 3XL in Light Pink and Sand, one price in every size. Pick a color and the photo follows along.